Stories for Another Day
There was a man who could find anything in the world if he had a forked stick and enough time. People used to pay him to find things for them, like water and buried treasure, but then he lost the stick and that was the end of that.
The stick was not lost, however. It had been stolen by a monkey-trainer, who had a monkey named Harold. He thought that if people would would pay a man to find things for them, they would pay a lot more to see a monkey find things. He was right. He trained Harold to use the stick and he gave him a nut whenever he found something.
Harold wasn’t much good at finding things, although he did find a whole steam train once, for someone who wanted to know where the station was. One day Harold got into a rage the way that monkeys do, and he threw the stick into the forest. There were so many sticks lying around in the forest, the monkey-trainer had no hope of finding it, so he gave it up as lost and that was the end of that.
But the stick was not lost, as you will see. Some time later a man called Toomie was walking through the forest, in a black mood. He was the head servant in a big house, and it was his job to clean his mistress’s jewellery once a month. He had been cleaning it that very morning, and somehow he had managed to lose a very large ruby on a chain. One minute it was on the table with the rest of the jewellery, and the next minute it was gone.
What Toomie didn’t know was that under the table there was a loose floorboard. When anyone stepped on one end, the other end lifted up just a little. While he was polishing the emeralds, the ruby pendant had slipped off the table onto the floor. Toomie’s chair happened to be resting on the other end of the loose board, and the ruby slithered down through the crack and into the space below the floorboards. When Toomie stood up to look for it, of course the board lay flat again and he had no idea there had ever been a gap there at all.
He knew that his mistress, Lady Florida, would be very angry. He might lose his job, or worse, he might be thrown into jail. So he decided to run away before anyone found out that the ruby was missing.
As he walked through the forest, hands in his pockets, looking at the ground, his foot kicked something and he nearly tripped over. Toomie picked the thing up. It was an ordinary forked stick. He was about to throw it away when he felt it tremble slightly in his hands. He grasped it tightly with both hands. The stick gave a definite tug.
Now if you were holding a stick and it started tugging you along, you might drop the stick and run a mile, but Toomie didn’t. He let the stick tug him back to the house, through the passage, to the room where he had been cleaning the jewellery earlier that day.
The stick pointed down to the floorboards. Toomie poked and pried, and discovered the loose floorboard and the space under it, and there was the ruby! He was so relieved, he went straight up to Lady Florida’s room and slipped it into the jewellery box with the rest of the jewels, so no-one would ever know it had even been missing.
He was very pleased with himself.
Then on the way out of the room, he felt the stick tugging again. It led him to a large cupboard full of ball dresses and fur coats. At the bottom of the cupboard there were rows of shoes, and in the toe of one shoe, there was a whole bag of coins.
Toomie’s eyes glistened, and greed stirred in his heart. Surely if he took only one or two, Lady Florida would never notice. And he had the perfect hiding place.
He made sure no-one was looking, and he slipped a coin into his pocket.
Stealing is a bit like chickenpox. It starts with just one, and you don’t think anyone will even notice. But before long there’s another one and another one, and then there are more than you can count.
Over the next few weeks, Toomie found excuse after excuse to be in Lady Florida’s room, and gradually all the coins made their way from her cupboard to the hiding place beneath the floorboards.
If you’ve ever had chickenpox, you’ll know it’s nearly impossible not to scratch. Once all the coins were in Toomie’s hidey-hole, his hands began to itch for other things to steal. Every Tuesday, all the servants had their day off. When they were all safely out of the house, Toomie sneaked back and searched all over the house. With the forked stick, it was easy to find where the other servants kept their small savings, under their pillows, or inside a sock. The parlourmaid kept hers in a money-box with a knitted cat on top of it. Toomie took a few coins here and there, not so much that anyone would think they had been robbed, but just enough so they might scratch their heads and think they must have counted wrong. But in the gap under the floorboards, it all added up. It gave Toomie a warm feeling every time he sat at his table, to know that secretly under his feet there was a real treasure trove.
Now Parry, the under-footman, was best friends with the parlourmaid. She confided to him one day, “I think someone has been stealing from my money-box.”
Parry said, “Maybe you just added up wrong,” but she shook her head.
“No, I’m sure, because they put my knitted cat back the wrong way around,” she said.
Parry said thoughtfully, “The cook said she thought she was missing some money last week. I’ll ask the others and see if anyone else has missed anything.” He quietly asked all the servants. All of them had lost some money, except for Toomie, and Toomie was looking particularly pleased with himself. Parry said to him, “Someone’s been stealing money, and I believe it’s you. Put it back and I won’t say anything. Otherwise I’ll tell Lady Florida.”
When Parry left, Toomie decided he had to do something. He didn’t want to lose his job, but he didn’t want to give the money back. He went up to Lady Florida’s room and took the ruby pendant out of her jewellery box. He hid it in Parry’s room, then he went back to his room and waited.
Soon there was an outcry. Lady Florida called all the servants together and said to them, “My ruby pendant is missing. If you know anything about this, say something now.”
No-one spoke a word. She said, “An untrustworthy servant is a terrible thing. If the thief does not come forward, I will have to dismiss you all.”
Toomie cleared his throat and said, “My lady, I may be able to help. In my family, we have a rare gift for find things that are lost, using a simple forked stick. Would you like me to look for the ruby?”
Of course she did, so Toomie fetched the stick, and then made a great show of going through the house, looking for the ruby, with everyone following him, amazed. When he got to Parry’s room, the stick dipped and pulled him forward towards one of the drawers. “In here, I think,” he said, opening the drawer. Everyone gasped. There, of course, was the ruby.
Lady Florida was extremely angry, and she exclaimed, “I’ll have you thrown into prison for this!” Parry shook in his shoes, protesting that he knew nothing about it.
She turned to Toomie, who was smiling broadly, and said, “It so happens that I have lost some money myself. Can your remarkable stick find it for me?”
Toomie went white. “I fear that the stick only works for jewels and treasure of that kind.”
“Really?” said Lady Florida, fixing him with a steely eye. “Let’s see, in any case.”
Toomie had no choice but to do as she said. The forked stick dragged him along the passage, try as he would to hold it back and turn it away. It tugged him relentlessly to the room with the loose floorboard and dipped down, pointing to the hiding place.
“You see, it has found nothing at all,” Toomie blustered, keeping his boot over the loose board.
“Remove those floorboards,” Lady Florida commanded. The other servants willingly pulled at the boards, until Toomie’s hoard was revealed.
Parry was released and it was Toomie who was taken to prison. The forked stick was thrown onto the woodpile, and it if hasn’t been burnt up by now, I expect it is there yet.